WORLD STAR!!!

Holy cannoli, I forgot I started this blog 2 years ago! I've been working on some serious writing pieces so I've been really busy. Translation, my job has completely taken over my life. I started to write something really serious but then Night Fever by the Bee Gees came on and it's hard to be serious when you're dancing like John Travolta. 

Being serious is completely useless anyway, I mean sure you have to pretend to be serious sometimes but on the inside were still thinking of something completely random and off topic, or jamming out to the rap song we heard before we got out of the car that morning. For example, I'm in a meeting but all I'm doing is singing, "I love bad bitches (you know the rest)," and twerking in my mind. Oh by the way, this text box does not identify "twerking" as a word.

I don't get this Twerking Phase exactly. As far as I'm concerned, I've been twerking for years. So either I invented it and everyone else is way behind, or I'm not actually twerking. The latter is probably more likely to be true. Regardless of how well we think we twerk, we must get in our cars, turn around backwards, play some offensive rap music, and bounce it in our booty shorts. It's either that or let Sharkeisha kick us in the face. I will never turn down (I am aware this is not how you correctly use this phrase, but I did it anyway to pretend I am out of touch with society).

What's My Age Again?!

No matter what age we are, we want to be a different age. 14 year old's want to be 16, 16 year old's want to be 18, 18 year old's want to be 21, and any age after 21 feels old. I'm guilty of it, being 22 is nothing exciting. Turning 21 is possibly one of the top birthdays a person has in their lifetime, and the next year all you can think about is how old you are getting. Sure I'd love to stay 21 forever, but until we figure out time travel or find the fountain of youth I will continue to have birthdays.

Unfortunately, some people seem to be forgetting their age, both young and old.  First of all, there's that older person, acting like an 18 year old freshman at a frat party. Stop, you are not cool for that.  You can drink and have a good time, and by all means please do so as your life is pretty much half over (in case you forgot), but grow up a little. Get a life plan together, drink at the bar, stop acting like you're just another crazy college kid because guess what, you're old. Those 18 year old's you are taking shots probably weren't even born when you were starting your first year of college, creeper.

Next there are those teenagers who just want to be older. The 15 and 16 year old's whose main goal is to make everyone think they are cool kids who drink and don't care what any one thinks. Well guess what, we can see right through you. Drinking 2 Smirnoff on the weekend because your mom and dad are hammered, does not count.  Besides, if you start drinking as much now as you like to pretend you do your liver will be shot before you even reach college.  Next, you are not mysterious or dark or have any real problems. Stop acting like your life is so hard, or that you're heartbroken. You are 15. The hardest thing you do all day is pick out what silly bands you want to wear to school that day. One day life will smack you right in the face, and you too will look back at how much of an idiot you were in high school.  Oh and, stop with the cuss words.  They don't make you look any cooler. We all cuss, but have some class and stop posting them on the internet and using them in every other sentence. You look stupid, and it's trashy. :)

FIRST POST!!!

Hello peeps! This is my very first blog post, and oh what a momentous occasion! I feel I should begin my blog by telling everyone that this blog is for mere whimsy and fun. I write for enjoyment, and don't expect everyone to like or agree with everything I say; that's why the title of this blog is " 'MY' Thoughts out LOUD!"

ANYWAY... that's enough of that.  I'm going to use my first post to discuss something that is plaguing our world today: Mirror Pictures. First of all, repetitively taking pictures of yourself is annoying enough. No one needs to see a picture of you every day. Contrary to what you may believe, we did NOT forget what you look like.  Are you bored? Find a hobby, I suggest knitting or scrap booking.  If you enjoy taking photographs, take pictures of trees or flowers like every other person who thinks they're a photographer (which is a topic in its self). 

Secondly, as if taking pictures of yourself in the mirror wasn't bad enough, you had to go and do it in the bathroom.  Making a kissy face and posing in your new outfit, does not take away from the fact that there is a toilet in the background.  We can all see it hiding behind you, and it's kind of gross. Need I remind you what you do in a toilet?  I think not.  Never has anyone said, "Oh let's pose in front of this toilet for our photo!" So why would you think it is a good idea to start now?

I'm going to leave you with a few final thoughts... Stop taking pictures of yourself in the bathroom mirror. It's stupid and pointless, and everyone is thinking it.  Stop being so conceited, you are not that cute. Oh, and if you're trying to impress people, reminding them of where you "do your business" is not helping.